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Killer Quad Etiquette

Today some of us did the 50 x 100's for the second time this week and it was goooood. However, both swims did prompt me to do a special post about etiquette. I love you all, and it's all in good fun, but sometimes, I mean, seriously?

Here are some signs, just the real obvious ones really, that you should mayyyyyybe shift down to a higher numbered lane for repeat 100's:


  1. You are incapable of leading 5 x 100's at the interval selected by the lane, so you never do lead. Instead you continue to hang at the back.
  2. You need fins to keep up.
  3. There are about 25 yards between you and the person in front of you by the end of the 100.
  4. You get lapped within the 100 yards. 

Okay, again, no offense. :)

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